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INSIDE X-BALL

What are the cold hard facts behind each X-Ball game?

  • X-Ball fans consume over 30 hot dogs per game. Each.

  • There are 250,000 seats in the X-Ball Arena, but over 265,000 tickets are always on sale. This is called "bad counting."

  • No one has ever died inside the X-Ball Arena, although between 28 and 60 people are "asked to leave via ambulence" per month.

  • The average Minor League team does not survive their first Major League game. Iceland's Incredible Invisibles lasted the longest, 46 games w/no wins.

  • X-Ball players run through an average of 83 towels, 68 mouth guards, 29 bars of soap, and 92 jars of chunky peanut butter every game.

  • Deep Fried Nachos are the most popular item at the snack stands, selling almost 100,000 orders every game. Bunny Brains on a Stick are the least popular, as they only get sold to members of the Bunny Pickin' Flowers.

  • Fans spend approximately $5,000.00 per person per year on X-Ball related merchandise, but only $50.00 on personal hygiene.