"It's like real food, but twice as nice," says Azz Eater

The Extreme Snowmen discovered the Monkey Hospital's stash of "completely dope" spacefood today, after Pipsqueak wondered aloud what he had to do "to get some grub around this place."

Coolboard Luke, taking charge, led the Snowmen into the Monkey Hospital Messroom where they feasted on such delicacies as Thermostabilized Beef Tips with Mushrooms and Rehydratable Chicken Teriyaki.

"This stuff is the shizdiggiest!" shouted Redd between mouthfuls of Intermediate Moisture Trail Mix. "Way better than the X-Ball Cafeteria, that's fo' sho." With that, he ate an entire package of white flaky Space Ice Cream.

Pipsqueak briefly suggested that there was no need for the Snowmen to be eating "this nasty spacefood." After tasting some delicious Rehydratable Peach Ambrosia, however, he quickly changed his mind and declared the food "way beyond crunk-tastic."

It's unclear at presstime why the designed-for-earth Monkey Hospital was stocked with spacefood at all.