Dehairified, terrified

After weeks and weeks of questing for their freedom, the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx finally reached the 872nd floor of the Nakamaji Tower, where Hiro Nakamaji's office is located. Using Adrenaline's head as a battering ram, they knocked down Nakamaji's steel-reinforced office door.

"Nakamaji!" yelled Vengeance, leading the charge into the plush corporate office. "We shall be slaves no more! We are here to demand our freedom!" Nakamaji, who had been holding a video press conference, calmly swiveled around in his chair to face the Reptiles. "You mean the freedom to be shot into space?" The reptiles stood silent for a moment, confused.

Nakamaji then pressed a small red button on his desk marked 'SPACE,' instantly sucking the Reptiles into powerful vacuum tubes which jettisoned them at such speed out of the top of the building that they exited the Earth's atmosphere and hurtled toward the new X-Ball arena in space.

Conveniently, the friction of their high-speed journey removed the Reptiles' genetically mutated hair by painfully burning it off their bodies. Nakamaji doctors assure X-Ball Online that they will be in "tip-top shape" in time for the opening game.