Help people?

The Monkeys Who Play Sports built a gigantic flying hospital last week, in an attempt to help people hurt by the Demon Invasion.

The Floating Hospital, which is the sized of fourteen football fields, is staffed by the Monkeys Who Play Sports, flown by the Monkeys Who Play Sports, and built by the Monkeys Who Play Sports.

"Sure, we haven't worked out all the kinks," said Gridiron, team captain for the Monkeys. "For example, we haven't figured out how to land yet. But we've been throwing first aid kits out the windows regularly."

As the Monkeys are flying at an altitude of 39,000 feet, and the boxes are made out of cast iron, it is unclear at this point how many people have been injured by the Monkeys reckless caring spree.