Something Seems To Be Happening, Vengeance Reports

"Um, people of Earth. You should really check this out. I know you probably can't see it, but we're kinda concerned something may be happening. We're not entirely sure what it is, but I think maybe the moon is...on fire?

"And there's a lot of smoke around. And sounds of screams. Also, there's a delicious smell of roasting meat, but we can't see anybody barbecuing, which worries us a little.We think there might have been an earthquake or something -- there appear to be a lot of cracks in the earth's crust. At least, that's what it looks like from up here on the observation deck of the Nakamaji building, which we just took over.

"Which is another thing. We've encountered surprisingly little resistance as we've been continuing our assault. It's like nobody cares. People! Really. Mutant reptiles are taking over the biggest office building and nobody's gonna stop us? Look, we're trying to make a statement here.

"In any case, all we're saying is that you really should look into whatever it is that might be going on in the world right now. It's probably nothing, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Take care now."