Demons are Distraction

The Reptiles 2 Da Maxx were able to use the Hell-acious menace to their advantage this week, managing to occupy the 3-36 floors of the Nakamaji building.

The floors, which are resident to the Nakamaji Arms Hotel, were evacuated earlier in the day due to the Demonic Invasion of Earth.

This worked to the Reptiles advantage, as they were easily able to lock down the Hotel, taking control of everything from the armoires to the zebra-print rugs.

They then proceeded to dance around the Hotel to Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice." The dance party ended when Instinct fell from a balcony while trying to fly.

It is still speculation at this point whether there is one lone man still trapped inside of the Nakamaji building, although there was a suspicious rattling in the ventilation system earlier on today.

It is also still speculation whether anyone still cares about the Reptiles takeover, as EARTH HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY DEMONS.