Missing since Saturday

A sentient bowl of punch lost his brother at a party Saturday night, and has set off a citywide search.

"We got invited to this party at one of the XBU fraternities Saturday night," said the bowl of punch. "They're always kind of lame, but we just wanted to get out of the house. Little did I know that I might never see him again."

The bowl of punch was last seen talking to some of the X-Ball Major League players, possibly members of the Marshmallow Strike Force.

"I don't know, they all look the same to me," said the bowl of punch. "I just want my brother back."

Monster Island Police are still investigating the disappearance, and are urging citizens to call immediately if they have any information as to the bowl of punch's whereabouts.