Loosen Them Up

The Extreme Snowmen finally got the Monkeys Who Play Sports to loosen up Saturday night and took them to a "totally sick party."

"Gridiron's always telling me how he and his teammates need to get out more," said Extreme Snowman team captain Coolboard Luke. "So when we heard about this party, we immediately thought of them."

Sure enough, the Monkeys were just hanging out at home, and eagerly joined the Snowmen at the party.

At the party, the Snowmen, who swore off all intoxicants after Azz Eater's brush with Anti-Freeze addiction last year, gathered around the punch bowl, just hanging out.

"We lost sight of the Monkeys for a while," said D.O.T.T.C.O.M. "They must have been partying pretty hard, 'cause next thing I know, Gridiron's sayin' he's gonna be sick, and the Monkeys jet outta there."

For the entire next week, the Snowmen proceeded to talk about how reckless the Monkeys were at the party to anybody who would listen. They also swore they'd never bring them out again.