"How do we download our e-mail?"

The Monkeys Who Play Sports unsuccessfully tried to set up their Microsoft Outlook to receive e-mail Thursday.

"I just don't understand," said team captain Gridiron. "I put in both the FTP and the SMTP address, plus the IP address, and set the path to my POP server, but it's still not working."

This is just the latest stumbling block in the Monkeys Who Play Sports plans to set up their new web site service, Ask the Monkeys Who Play Sports.

Previously, they had been unable to correct a table tag in their HTML, download the correct version of Netscape Composer, and insert disks into their floppy drive.

After four hours of trying to get it to work, Gridiron raised his face to the sky and screamed, "Tech support! Tech support!"

When this didn't work, they all got bananas and went to sleep.