The Extreme Snowmen expressed with absolute certainty their belief that marauding hell-demons must "really know how to party."

Coolboard Luke, team captain of the Snowmen, speculated that "their parties must be totally wicked. I mean, you got these totally evil demons who are all down for doing the craziest stuff ever. Plus Hell's got all that cool fire. Every party's gotta look like the swankiest cocktail lounge ever."

"Oh, yeah" said Redd. "Plus, I hear they got all these drinks that we don't. I bet they name their drinks all kinds of cool names too, like Infernal Torment or something. That's totally awesome."

"Best of all," speculated Azz Eater "since they don't have a day or night cycle, they can party all the time. They don't have to stop when the sun comes up."

The Extreme Snowmen all nodded in agreement and let out a collective sigh of admiration.