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| Monster Island, 02.28.02 - The Bunny Pickin' Flowers invaded Hell Monday afternoon in a desperate, last ditch attempt to locate lost teammate Kimberly.
After a week of intense training sequences, the Flowers snuck into the Nakamaji Nuclear Warhead Storage Facility and Soda Fountain. Grabbing the largest warhead around, and a catapult, they were able to blow a gigantic hole in the crust of the earth, ripping a terror tunnel straight to the Underworld. The Flowers proceeded to rappel down the hole for several thousand miles. Hours passed, until they finally found themselves at the gates to Hell itself, confronted with the three-headed dog Cerebus. The dog snapped at the Flowers, trying to rend their very limbs from their bodies. But the Flowers were two steps ahead. While Irma, Lexie, and Sandy distracted the heads by showing Cerebus their stamen, Amanda pulled out a serrated steak knife and sawed the monstrous dog into three separate, but equal pieces. Flinging open the Gates of Hell, the Flowers were presented with the assembled armies of the Styx, several billion strong. At the very back, towering over the legion was the Dark Lord himself. The Lord of Flies. Beelzebub. Mr. Trick. The Fallen Angel. The Prince of Lies. Mephistopheles. Mr. Spelling himself, Satan. Fire spit from Satan's eyes, igniting two squirming, thousand-foot tall pillars made entirely of damned souls. "How dare you trespass on my domain," said Satan to the Flowers and the assembled press. "You wish to challenge the armies of Hell? We are billions strong! Fools! You'll never defeat us!" A smile cracked across Amanda's face as she met the Dark Lord's glare. "You've heards of a snowball's chances in Hellss? Well, get ready for... a snowball fight." Fifty-eight hours later, it was all over. The Bunny Pickin' Flowers had successfully defeated the entire army of Hell, forcing them into the outside world. Defeated, a whimpering Satan was flayed alive and nailed to the floor of Hell by strips of his own pustule-filled skin. Then he was tortured. Impressed by the Flowers technique, Satan revealed that Kimberly wasn't in Hell after all. Confused, the Flowers left the Underworld in ruins, Satan nailed to the floor, and their teammate Kimberly still missing.
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