"I'm okay," says Nakamaji

Hiro Nakamaji, President of the Nakamaji Corportaion, choked on some vanilla yogurt yesterday and briefly died.

"I'm all right," said Nakamaji in a taped statement to the press. Doctor's report that while watching a tape of a recent X-Ball game, some vanilla yogurt went down the "wrong tube."

Nakamaji then fainted, and fell to the floor of his living room. He then fell through the living room floor, through the floor below that, onto a catapult in his foyer, was thrown through a stained glass window depicting the birth of Hiro Nakamaji, and into a large pile of barb wire outside in the garden.

Although pronounced dead when doctors arrived on the scene, Nakamaji recovered, and was able to resume torturing the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx later that day.