"Stop shooting hair into our pores," says Vengeance

11.07.01 - The Reptiles 2 Da Maxx underwent the first stage of their Cutification Treatment today, beginning with the injection of hair follicles under their skin.

"Ow!" said Vengeance. "Ow! That really hurts."

The process includes taking Porcupine spurs and jabbing them into every available opening in the reptiles bodies. This will open up the pores so softer, gentler possum hair can be grown directly from the hide.

"Oh my sweet god," said Pain. "Oh jesus."

The possum hair, once inserted, will ideally take root in the skin of the animal, growing naturally therein.

"I can't feel my arms," said Instinct. "Or my legs. But I can definitely feel the shooting pain in my spine."

However, there is a possibility that only part of the hair will take root, so the process often must be repeated for weeks on end.

"As an unfeeling cyborg, I feel nothing," said Adrenaline. "However, my soul hurts."

Nakamaji scientists guarantee that it will be worth it, when they unveil the all new, all hairy Reptiles 2 Da Maxx to a welcoming public.

Rage said nothing, but tried desperately to rip his own skin off.