Nakamaji tries to contain laughter

After a week-long investigation in Monster Island's Human Rights practices, the United Nations has decided to take formal action against the Island, and Nakamaji Corp. in particular.

"Nakamaji Corp.'s treatment of the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx is deplorable," said the head of the United Nations Action Committee. "We're are issuing a strong warning to them, asking them to please stop."

"Or what?" asked Hiro Nakamaji, stifling his laughter. "They'll sneeze in our direction? It's the United Nations, for goodness sake. What, they'll send in a peace-keeping force? I'm so scared. I'm shaking in my booties."

There was no reciprocal response from the United Nations, although this ad was found in the classified section of the New York Times:

"Prominent human rights organization seeks interested parties for covert military operation. Must work well with others, be energetic, and have knowledge of missle technology. Mercenary experience a plus. Call 212-555-8686 for info."