Monster Island to hold Semi-Formal

The United Nations began formal investigations into Vengeance's claims of Monster Island's human rights violations Monday, while Monster Island began plans for an exciting semi-formal.

"For the past several years," said Vengeance in a press statement Monday morning, "Monster Island has persecuted and tortured the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx. And we're going to send a clear message from the UN: Please stop, or we will strongly disapprove."

Hiro Nakamji, representing the Monster Island government, laughed the whole thing off in response. "What, I didn't hear you talking lizard. Speak louder! Ha, ha. No, really, I don't have time for this, leave me alone."

Nakamaji is busy planning the Monster Island/Nakamaji Corp. Semi-Formal Dance and Torture-thon for Charity, an event which hopes to raise over a millions dollars to help sick children torture the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx.

"We're fulfilling a basic human need," said Nakamaji. "To fillet clone-bank created reptiles. It's a right, and I don't want some bully organization like the UN coming in and messing up our fun."

"Oooo," responded UN representatives as they stewed furiously and debated sending a strongly worded letter.