"Maybe we should have called ahead," says Coolboard Luke

The Extreme Snowmen were met with a shocking surprise when arriving at their first concert on Wednesday, when they discovered a Madonna concert already in progress.

"I mean, I thought we had booked the space or something," said Luke. "It certainly wasn't my job. D.O.T.C.O.M.M. is more our manager, so I thought he'd take care of it."

"It's not my job," said D.O.T.C.O.M.M. "I thought Redd was taking care of it."

Redd snorted and went back to playing Gran Turismo on his Playstation 2.

As it turns out, the Extreme Snowmen's entire tour schedule is exactly the same as Madonna's, and so far she has been unwilling to budge on "y'know, just a few dates here and there. She also won't return my calls," continued Luke.

The Snowmen aren't giving up easily though. "I think Pipsqueak's calling some people," said Luke. "I'll go ask him after I finish this burrito."