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B'Loons Float Back to EarthHero Boy Finds B'Loons, Blows Them |
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| The B'Loons,
the minor league team thought to be lost forever when they floated off
during last weeks X-Ball game, were miraculously found by Timmy, a local
hero.
Timmy, who has previously tried to stop rampaging Turkeyz, discovered a marketing scandal, and killed some vampires, was out walking in the woods when he discovered the B'Loons. "I was playing a game of Hide and Go Seek with myself when I heard moaning up in a tree," said Timmy at his Hero's Breakfast. "I looked up, and there were the B'Loons, caught on a branch high up. Now, I'm just a little guy..." Timmy paused to blush and kick his foot back and forth a bit. "Well, I used some twigs and chewing gum to put together a makeshift ladder. Then I brought the B'Loons down from the tree." The half deflated B'Loons were brought back to life through Timmy's quick thinking. He was able to fill them with enough oxygen to last until a proper Helium Transfusion could be performed. The B'Loons are listed in stable condition at Monster Island Hospital, and are expected to play in the next game. |