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Cub Reporter Timmy Found Mauled To Death

"He'll be fine," say friends

Intrepid Monster Island native Timmy was found mauled to death today, following an extensive search of the area by the Monster Island Police Department.

Timmy was stuck in a very large tree (a tree widely believed to be the largest tree ever) at the very top, with severe brain damage from multiple head trauma and every single bone in his entire body broken or pulverized. Despite these injuries, he had a surprisingly optimistic look upon his face.

"I'm so glad you found him!" exclaimed his childhood friend, Susie Wimpole. "I'm sure he'll bounce right back from his horrible injuries and go back to being the inspirational force that he always is!"

Doctors are not so sure. "Even though he's technically dead," said Dr. Wozniak, a doctor on staff with the Nakamaji Corporation, "we do expect him to make a full recovery. However, I don't think it's fair to expect the innocent and plucky Timmy we all are so inspired by to make a full comeback. I fully anticipate 20% more cynicism from Timmy and quite a bit more sarcasm."

Timmy, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy dying at the alleged hands of a vicious X-Ball playing flower last week and told X-Ball Online that it had been a "learning experience" and one that he would "cherish forever."