Why do we keep reporting on this?

Taking a break from their mandatory studies at X-Ball University, the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx went to get a Giant Rabbit Man Massage, which we're telling you about for some reason.

In fact, as opposed to last week, when something mildly interesting happened when the Monkeys Who Play Sports gave the Rabbits massages, nothing happened with the Reptiles. Really. Nothing.

Is this just a slow news week? Maybe. Probably not. And yet, here's some filler for you.

It is of mild interest that this is the first story ever written about the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx that didn't end with them getting flayed alive or stuffed with hot coals, or something like that. Note the words "mild interest."

However, sources close to X-Ball Online report that the Bunny Pickin' Flowers are visiting the Giant Rabbit Man Massage Parlor next week. And I think we all know where that one's going.