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Monkeys Visit Massage ParlorStill not news |
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| In an effort
to fill some space this Wednesday, X-Ball Online published a story about
the Monkeys Who Play Sports visiting the Giant
Rabbit Man Massage Parlor.
In this non-news item, X-Ball Online reported that the newly opened Massage Parlor was graced by the star-like presence of Major League team, Monkeys Who Play Sports for routine massages. However, the Monkeys ended up massaging the Rabbits. "They just looked so tired," said team captain Gridiron, who we actually bothered to get a quote from for some reason. "We wanted to give back. Pun intended. Ha ha." X-Ball Online was chastised by other members of the press for wasting valuable print space on trivial stories such as this. Meanwhile the Giant Rabbit Men report that the massages were very nice and hope the Monkeys come visit again some time. |