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X-Ball Teams Put on Academic Probation

"Er... What?" say Major League Teams

Essentially, in order to stay in the Major Leagues, each member of Monkeys Who Play Sports, Reptiles 2 Da Maxx, Extreme Snowmen, and Bunny Pickin' Flowers must maintain a "B" or higher average over the next three weeks at X-Ball University in order to stay in the Major Leagues. Any player who has a lower GPA will be thrown off the team and thrown into the Pit of Eternal Torture. 

"The Pit of Eternal Torture is something new we're trying," said L. Brainius. "Basically, you do something wrong, we not only torture you, we make sure you never die. Ever." 

When asked about the Academic Probation, L. Brainius cited movies such as Back to School and PCU as inspritaion: "You send older people to college, have them get a certain grade by a certain time? Comic gold. I'm telling you. These next three weeks are sure to be full of hysterical hijinks when the older X-Ball players clash with young college students." 

XBU is currently on summer break.