Embarrassing for all involved

Following her wildly successful dorm party on Wednesday, Irma, one of the Bunny Pickin' Flowers, was looking forward to a relaxing night of rest in her bed. Instead, she was unceremoniously kicked out by her roommate Kimberly who wanted to get a little bit busy with her fiance, Rage of the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx.

"Argh!" grimaced Irma in frustration. "All I wanted was to clean up a little after the party. But when I got back from taking the recycling downstairs, there was Rage's shedded skin hanging off the door knob. I tried knocking, but all I got was giggling. They even locked the door!" After waiting for half an hour, Irma decided to knock again - but all she got in response was vague moaning and the disconcerting image in her mind of a snake and a flower having strange interspecies sex.

"Listen," she told X-Ball Online in an exclusive interview, "they may be engaged or whatever, but ARGH! I could just rip their heads off and eat them! You hear me? I said eat! Blood!" Strangely, the interview tape ends there. If anybody has information regarding the whereabouts of Timmy, our adorable cub reporter, please drop us a line here at X-Ball Online.