"Very relaxing, very delicious," says Amanda

Ending what is perhaps a record week of carnage for the Bunny Pickin' Flowers, they ate the entire staff of the Giant Rabbit Man Massage Parlor Tuesday night.

After three weeks of reporting on visits to the Giant Rabbit Man Massage Parlor as if it were some sort of news story, X-Ball Online is happy to provide you with actual content.

Reports are somewhat sketchy, but police records state that the Bunny Pickin' Flowers headed to the Massage Parlor in order to relax for next Sunday's X-Ball game.

Approximately 10 minutes after entering the parlor, screams were heard, followed by an eerie silence. After another five minutes, the Flowers exited the parlor, wiping blood off their lips.

The Giant Rabbit Man Massage Parlor then burst into to flames. The Monster Island Fire Department is currently looking through the wreckage for evidence as to what started the fire, although everybody is pretty sure it was the Flowers.