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Rotsie/Major League Rivalry Comes to a Head Rotsie's lose their heads | |
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| Monster Island, 06.27.01 - The X-Ball University inspired rivalry between R.O.T.C. recruits and Major League X-Ball players came to a head at last night's big keg party, when the Rotsies lost their heads.
Over the past week, the R.O.T.C. recruits have been a constant thorn in the side of the X-Ball players. "All we want to do is party," said Redd of the Extreme Snowmen. "But those Snot-sies won't let us have a good time." The Rotsies managed to survive last week's poisoning, only to retaliate by tying the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx to a flagpole on the central quad. After spending several hours yelling for people to let them down, Instinct got fed up and tore apart the ropes. In the hopes of humiliating the Rotsies back, they found their girlfriends and ate them. The Rotsies, naturally, were quite upset and proceeded to embarrass Gridiron during his thesis defense on Monday by switching it with a paper that said he was, "a big dork and hated X-Ball University." In retaliation, the Bunny Pickin' Flowers impaled several Rotsies on pikes in front of their frat house, "as an example to the others." However, the real conflict erupted Tuesday night at the "Major League Major Drunkfest 2001," a party set up by several members of each Major League team. The Rotsies planned to ruin the party by replacing their beer with soap suds. As the giggling Rotsies snuck onto the party grounds, they tripped an alarm, which in turn released several hundred whirring, razor thin metal disks. Caught by surprise, all of the Rotsies were decapitated. The party continued without incident, and some of the Bunny Pickin' Flowers had a wonderful time feasting on Rotsie-flesh. It is expected that the Major League players will return to their regular schedules once let off academic probation at the end of the week.
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