New beverage takes 8-14 yr. old demographic by storm

After last week's calamitous incident in the woods, D.O.T.C.O.M.M. developed a new high-energy drink, "so no one would ever have to be afraid again."

The new drink, called Power Snarf, will hit grocery shelves all over the world in the next few weeks. Its launch will include a total media assualt on the part of the Extreme Snowmen, D.O.T.C.O.M.M.'s teammates. This will include print and internet advertising, as well as the release of the first single and video from the Snowmen's forthcoming album, titled Power Snarf (Dr'nk it Up).

The high energy drink contains twice the daily recommended allowance of protein, as well as 20 grams of human adrenaline per bottle. It will initally be available in three flavors: Banana, Orange, and Something Else.

When asked what the Something Else flavor tastes like, D.O.T.C.O.M.M. replied, "Not banana or orange, I'll tell you that much."

Powersnarffan.com, the web's premiere site for Power Snarf fans, has been rampant with speculation that the Something Else flavor is a previously undiscovered taste sensation. Sources close to the project, however, have stated that it just doesn't taste like banana or orange.