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Following on the heels of the announcement that Kimberly would be posing nude in the annual X-Ball Scanty Panties Calendar, X-Ball Online has found out the the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx will be posing without their skin. "I think we're all looking forward to the calendar," said Hiro Nakamaji in a statement released earlier on today. "Having the Reptiles sans skin will only make it all more hilarious. I mean, hot... larious. Hotlarious. It means very hot. Look it up." "Oh god, please no," said Reptiles 2 Da Maxx team captain Vengeance in a statement released a little later than Nakamaji's statement, but not before we wrote this report. "Oh god, please, god, no, that's going to hurt, and we might die. Somebody help us." Nakamaji Corp. has promised they will grow the Reptiles' skin back after the photo-shoot. The photo-shoot, scheduled for next month, is part of an exciting day for the Reptiles, which also includes a tour of a local salt factory and an appearance at the Monster Island Lemon Juice Festival. |