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As reported by X-Ball Online last week, Instinct was inviting team members and close friends to an intimate gathering. The dinner party, which started at 6:30 PM Saturday night, and was supposed to include only eight people, ended at 6 AM Sunday morning when the Monster Island Police evacuated over 7,000 partygoers.

Attendees have remained surprisingly quiet as to how they found out about the party, although some have pointed the blame towards X-Ball Online. "If you hadn't printed that invitation," said one partygoer. "I never would have known about the party. And then I'd still be alive today. What? I am alive? Then I must still be drunk today. This is all your fault X-Ball Online. Has anyone ever told you how hot you are? You doin' anything later tonight."

Instinct, who is currently living in the burnt-out ruins that was his only home, is asking that any attendees please help out with repairs. "Its only fair guys," said Instinct. "Once I realized that people were just showing up, I left out a can with a little sign that said, 'Donations.' So far, nobody has made any donations."

He continued to note that it was really nice of that one guy to bring a six-pack of Tequiza, but that doesn't make up for the other 68,000 bottles of beer that were bought with Impact's credit card.

A disaster relief fund has been started by Tad Sufeld to help Instinct regain some of the material goods he lost. And despite not having a home, Instinct has not stopped trying to help others. He will be holding a weekly encounter session for survivors of destructive parties every Tuesday in his rubble.