This week, Tad Sufeld's Wanna Help! Foundation turns its attention to poor Reptile 2 Da Maxx, Instinct.
He really needs your help. Because of an article here on xballonline.com, his entire house was wrecked by party crashers and now all his stuff is trash. But for just $8000 a day, you can help keep Instinct living the life he's used to. Please help him. He's really lonely and sad.
Your $500 donation will help him eat at the hot restaurants he likes and gradually replace his rare Monster Island wine collection and reconstruct the kitschy Tiki motif bar he had in his basement that was really cool. Now he doesn't even have a basement. Can you believe it? The party was so wild. The gatecrashers even ran off with his mother's antique collection of Burt Bacharach records, so Instinct can't even listen to the music he loves so much.
So please help - if you can find it in your heart to give more, please do. Instinct needs you. So wont you give. Please? Thanks.