Fans Kind of Concerned

As of Wednesday evening, the Extreme Snowmen were officially considered missing by the Monster Island Police Department.

No leads or evidence have been forthcoming, despite a concerted effort by the X-Ball Arena groundskeeper, Abe Gondola, to check their dressing room once or twice. "They're sure nice fellas," he said. "I sure hope they come back." Other fans aren't so sure. Said a 14-year old Reptiles fan from Guam, "I hope they never come back! Their playing is weeeeeeeeeak! You can quote me on that." He then made the ritual Reptiles hand signal.

More concerned was Hiro Nakamaji who staged a press conference on Thursday morning because he "had nothing better to do." He was in rare form, making joke after joke: "We're extreme-ly worried about the Snowmen. We hope they snow up soon. But seriously, they better be here by the next game or it might be contract renegotiation time. You hear me, Snowmen? Oh, I'm sorry Pipsqueak. You can't hear me because you're deaf."

He then handed out novelty X-Ball Toilet Ducks and went back to reading his morning paper.