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Coolboard Luke to Help Friend

Azz Eater thinks it's you that has the problem

Coolboard Luke has decided to help out his good friend Azz Eater beat freon addiction by taking him fly fishing.

"I saw my bud heading down a dark and lonely road," said Coolboard Luke in an interview last Thursday. "And I know that's no place for a Snowman to go alone. I had to walk that road with him. That's what buds are for. So I thought, 'what can I do?'"

After consulting with fellow Extreme Snowman Redd, he hit on the perfect solution. Luke continued, "Redd was reading a book on Robert Redford, so he suggested doing what they did in that movie with Brad Pitt and the other guy: go fly fishing. That's a great way to bond, and experience nature first hand."

Luke hopes that he and Azz Eater will spend a few days bonding in the woods, "as only two snowmen can," although he also hopes it doesn't get "all weepy."