Let Others Shine

Despite having been a mere stepping stone to the Flowers unquestioned domination in the past two games, the Monkeys Who Play Sports remain surprisingly positive.

"It's not our chance to shine," said team captain Gridiron. "There's plenty of starpower to go around, and more than enough room for all of us. We're like Brad Pitt in Snatch: big stars who don't mind sharing the spotlight with our talented comrades."

Fellow team member Links agreed with Gridiron, stating that: "we go out there and do out best, and more importantly have fun. We even have fun watching the other teams play. Plus, we learn a lot by watching them play. Plus, it makes us happy that they're happy."

Starr, however, has broken from his teammates, choosing instead to investigate, "what kind of crack they're smoking." If you would like to join Starr's investigation, please e-mail him.