Scary and Romantic

Details are sketchy, but sources report that the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx's Rage and the Bunny Pickin' Flowers' Kimberly will soon be making it legal!

Our guy on the inside tells us that Rage will actually be proposing during the next X-Ball game - in the Danger Zone! It seems as if nothing is too daring for this dashing romantic, who asked Kimberly on a date while fighting venomous tigers together in the X-Ball training badlands of Afghanistan!

The only question now is when - and how Rage will use his proposal to his own strategic X-Ball advantage! Certainly this is one game true X-Ball fans are not going to want to miss. But don't worry boys - Kimberly is still on board to pose in the buff for the annual X-Ball Scanty Panties Calendar!

According to our sources, she's not planning to "let herself go" after getting married either. Which is good news, since fat flowers are really, really gross and nobody wants to see that.