Won't Play in Next Game

The Vampire Hemophiliacs were found dead again early Monday morning, victims of a vicious staking.

Having been turned into Vampires during the last X-Ball game, they had tried to terrorize local Villagers for the past two weeks. The V.H.'s, as people had started to call them, were too weak to get their own blood, so Villagers had taken to delivering blood to their door early in the morning and acting very scared.

Local hero Timmy had been making a delivery when he found the corpses of the Vampire Hemophiliacs, stakes through their hearts, and their heads cut off and placed upside down on their necks. "Yeah, they were pretty dead," said Timmy. "They didn't turn into dust or anything. But Gary Gray, the team leader, did jump out to scare me one last time before I shoved a cross into his eye."

Monster Island Police are sort of investigating the incident, with potential suspects being the Sexy Sexy Pirates and no one else.