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EXCLUSIVE!

Rejected X-Ball Marketing Slogans

Although "You've never heard of X-Ball? What are you, retarded?" hasn't really caught on, X-Ball Online has learned that there were several other slogans considered before the final decision. A partial list is included below:

  • X-Ball:llaB-X

  • Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shee-yit! It's X-ball!

  • Tad Sufeld is the best announcer of all time.

  • X-Ball: it's tres fancy!

  • Rhymes With Mex-Ball

  • Watch it with your X

  • Why Won't You Pay Attention To Me?

  • At Least It's Not on on Saturdays

  • All Your Balls Are Belong to Us

  • Wassssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp???????

  • What, you're not watching an X-Ball Game? Okay, fine, suit yourself. I'll just sit here and stare at this wall and slwoly die while you do something else instead of humoring your poor old grandmother. Oi.

  • Can you smell what X-Ball is cooking? It's a flank steak with a savory sage compound butter, and a side of Pommes Frites. Delicious, no?