Blood Found on Dance Floor

In an entirely non-surprising turn of events, The Hemophiliacs, the Minor League team who managed to place fourth in last week's game, had to be rushed to the ER with severe internal bleeding all around.

Having apparantly spent the entire night huddled together in a remote corner of one of Monster Island's many dance clubs, they were coaxed from their seats by members of the Minor League team Sexy, Sexy Pirates.

Iceland's Sexy, Sexy Pirates, in town as the on-deck Minor League team, managed to dance with The Hemophiliacs for several minutes before a fast song came on and the internal hemoraging began.

It has not yet been confirmed whether The Hemophiliacs will be alive enough to play in the next X-Ball game.