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EXCLUSIVE!Bif Larkin's Interview With Azz Eater | |
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Bif: Hi, thanks for taking the time to sit down with me, Azz. Azz: No problem, Bif. Bif: Why don't we just jump into it: [looks down at cards] Why? Azz: Why. Why do we do anything, Bif? For love. I love X-Ball more than anything else, and I screwed up. Bif: So you thought taking freon would solve your problems. Azz: Well, when you're addicted to a drug, you're not thinking straight. Bif: What about before you started taking the freon. Did you think it would solve your problems then? Azz: No, I was just thirsty, and I thought I was drinking a cup of blueberry juice. Bif: There's no such thing as blueberry juice. Azz: Well, I realize that now, don't I? Regardless, I was addicted, and my friends tried to help me... and I ignored them. I feel like a jerk. A major league jerk. Bif: Big time. Do you want to say anything to your friends on national television? Azz: Yeah. I do. I'm very [word garbled by overwhelming tears]. Bif: [looks concerned] Azz: Sorry about that, Bif. I eye-leaked everywhere. Bif: I think you mean you cried. Azz: Whatever. You got any freon, man? I need some bad. Bif: After the show. [Turns to face camera] A man in transition. An addiction too hard to break? We'll be back in five. Transcript copywright 2001, X-Ball Tonite. |