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SUBMIT YOUR OWN MINOR LEAGUE TEAM MINOR LEAGUE TEAMS 2001 |
| Annihilating Nihilists, B'Loons, Sexy, Sexy Pirates, The Hemophiliacs |
X-Ball Finals Special Celebrity Minor League Teams
 X-Ball Finals Game #1
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| Picture Not Available. In fact, it's quite possible a picture never existed in the first place. | Annihilating Nihilists: a group of savage intellectuals from South Detroit, this bookish yet brutish franchise mixes heady, disciplined strategy with a complete lack of respect for rules of any kind. They're committed to making X-Ball "Fundamentally Extreme, without rules and without limits, maybe even without teams and without fans." Submitted by Ian K.
| Read Stories about Annihilating Nihilists: Game #6 | |||
| B'Loons, burst onto the Minor League scene from Coney Island, New York. Now, with their introduction to the Major Leagues, the B'Loons are ready to hover their way to success! Headed up by team captain Green, the B'Loons feel confident that their unique "float" style of X-Ball play will totally dominate and confuse their opponents on the field. Said Green, "We've been honing our attacks to include a wide variety of moves, including gentle floating, wavering, deflating, and, of course, our trademark drift-tastic power blast. Brr, X-Ball, it's cold in here - there must be some B'Loons in the atmosphere." With their only formidable minor league competition being the Pins of Death, X-Ball audiences worldwide are looking forward to finding out how the B'Loons can actually play the game without functioning limbs or any way of preventing themselves from being punctured horribly by the spiky X-Ball. Submitted by Tristan Haggerty
| Read Stories about B'Loons: Game #5, B'Loons found, Game #4 | |||
| Sexy, Sexy Pirates, hail from the far off seas of Iceland. These pirate lasses are as mean with the sword as they are with a fiery look. "We're well aware that we aren't just sexy pirates," says team captain Kara Kutlass. "We're sexy, sexy pirates. That's two times the sexy. Two times... the danger." They're also fierce feminist crusaders, having taken over the title of Iceland's number one pirate X-Ball team from the Hairy, Hairy Pirates, a less popular, but also talented, X-Ball Minor League Team. Although they have taken a lot of flak for flaunting their sexuality on the X-Ball field, they make no excuses. "Look," added Kara. "We're young, we like to wear pirate clothing that shows off our bodies. So we wear mid-riff baring striped shirts, or we bedazzle our pegs. We're not flaunting our sexuality. We're taking control of it." Let's see if they take control of the X-Ball, too. Go get 'em, ladies!
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| Read Stories about Sexy, Sexy Pirates: Game #3, Hemophiliacs Sent to Intensive Care, Hemophiliacs Condition Worsens. | |||
| The Hemophiliacs, the Minor League team from Chicago, Illinois know a bloody good time when they see one, and they can't wait to rule the arena! That is, if they can stop their internal bleeding long enough to finish the game. Known for their innovative "hide as long as possible," strategy, they are fierce competitors who know that a good defense is the only way they won't end up in the hospital. Still, they are positive about their chances as the first Minor League team to play this season. "We're very good at blending into the background," said team captain Gary Gray. "Well, unless its a white background, in which case you can usually spot us because of all the blood we're leaking. Still, as long as we can avoid being spotted during the first quarter, we should be fine. Oh god, I hope so."
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| Read Stories about The Hemophiliacs: Hemophiliacs Staked, Hemophiliacs Rise From the Dead, Game #2, Game #1, Hemophiliacs Sent to Intensive Care, Hemophiliacs Condition Worsens. | |||
| *DISCLAIMER: Okay, we will try our darndest to pick one out and give you a t-shirt, but note the following. First, all Minor League teams are at the discretion of the site owners. If we don't like any of the submissions in a month, or if they're all not in keeping with the tone of the site, no one is getting a free t-shirt. Well, maybe somewhere people are, but not here. Second, we don't promise to put your team up any time soon, even if you win. Frankly, there are a lot of Minor League teams piled up in waiting. Plus, we currently only post one game per month. Again, we will try our hardest to put a winner in as soon as possible, but as this content does occasionally get written in advance, you may have to wait a bit. Third, by sending us your Minor League team submission, you forfeit all rights and trademarks associated with your team, allowing us to fiddle with it a bit and put it up on the site without sueing us for the money we don't make off this site anyway. If we do decide, for whatever reason, that there is a way to make money based on your minor league team, trust us, we'll let you know. But don't count on it. Us making any money off this site, I mean. And fourth, as mentioned, we may change things in your idea to make them fit more with the storyline we have going. Don't be upset. This is called the "creative process." But most of all, just send us your best ideas, and finally wear something your friends won't make fun of you for: an X-Ball T-Shirt! |