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 Bif: Good Evening, Sports Fans. I have with me the team captain for one of X-Ball's most enigmatic teams, the Bunny Pickin' Flowers. Amanda: Hello, Bif. Bif: Thanks for being on the show. So let's start off with a pretty basic question. The name. There's probably some common misconcept- Amanda: We are not bunnies. We are flowers. Who eat bunnies. Bif: Er, right. Amanda: Often, we will eat whole buckets of bunnies before a big game. We call this the Feasting. Bif: Well, whatever you do before the game, it seems to be working. What is it now, five X-Ball titles in a row? Amanda: Yes. Five. We owe it all to eating bunnies. Bif: Well, other than eating, what is your winning strategy? I mean, I've been covering X-Ball for 15 years now, and I've never seen a winning streak quite like yours. Amanda: I'd say... brute force. Bif: That's quite a strategy. (Amanda pulls out a bunny and begins to eat it.) Bif: Well, that's about all the time we have. Back to you, Tad. Can we get a napkin over here? Excerpted from "Bif Larkin: The X-Ball Interviews 2000" |  08.30.01 - The X-Ball Finals are about to begin in the first week of September, and with them comes a sense of intense anticipation and intenser confusion. Read the Whole Story ->>
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Amanda is the team captain for Bunny Pickin' Flowers. Having led her team to victory in every X-Ball Championship for the past five years, Amanda exudes a confidence that some might read as cocky, and others as very, very scary. Amanda's special attack is the Petal Pusher, in which she kills you. With her petals.
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Irma is as prickly as a thistle, which is pretty funny, because she's a thistle. Actually, she wouldn't find that very funny, because none of the Flowers have a sense a humor, and also, in case you didn't notice, she's a horrible man-eating flower.
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Lexie is slightly more communicative than the other Bunny Pickin' Flowers. Often, she will say something like, "Prepare for death," before she impales you on some spikes, or, "Embrace the darkness," which is often followed by immense amounts of pain. She also has strong telekinetic powers, which allows her to kill you from very far away. Oh, joy.
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Kimberly breathes fire and is going out with Rage. Kimberly says she likes to go on trips throughout the world with her sweetie, having visited places such as Chernobyl, the library in Alexandria, Chicago in 1871, and Atlantis. She is currently looking for a new travel agent.
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Sandy is second in command for the Bunny Pickin' Flowers, as far as anyone can tell. She spits poison, and eats people. After dissolving them in poison. Which she spits. From her mouth. Before eating people.
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Read stories about the Bunny Pickin' Flowers: Spotlight on Irma, Kimberly Missing, Flowers Visit Massage Parlor, Irma gets sexiled, Rage/Kimberly Proposal Confusing, Kimberly and Rage to Marry?, Flowers Strategy, Game #2, Game #1, Amanda Visits NYC |