100 Level Courses

Learn everything you can't learn in any other department.

The Danger Zone and the Art of War - VAGU 127

How is the Nakamaji Corp.'s placement of dangers in the Danger Zone related to the ancient text of The Art of War, and not the Wesley Snipes movie of the same name. There is a $10 additional course fee for a screening of two Wesley Snipes movies (Passenger 57, Jungle Fever).

Gridlock'd! - VAGU 256

Dealing with transportation issues with regards to X-Ball Season can be tough. Find out why the bridges work, and the frictionless tunnels don't.

200 Level Courses

Taught by three rotating professors from the Nakamaji Corp., students will learn everything from how to create an international company to keeping employees in line through a system of rewards and punishments.

Corporate Assistant - VAGU 285

Spend a semester working as an assistant for a high ranking member of the Nakamaji Corp. staff. Realize very quickly that just because you're called an assistant, you're really a secretary, and they don't really want you to assist so much as secrete.

300 Level Courses

Nineteenth-Century French Women Writers - VAGU 344

This course is no longer offered.

Evading Jail Time- VAGU 359

Like any major sport, X-Ball Players are always running afoul of the law for silly things like taking drugs and killing people. Learn how to stay out of the Big House by continuing to play X-Ball disguised as a woman or with a funny moustache.

Minor Leagues with Major Problems - VAGU 364

An examination of some of the problems with setting up an X-Ball Minor League. Issues addressed include the X-Ball shortage of the 1970's, the transition from Minor Leagues to Major Leagues (with case studies), and why the global economy would collapse without them.

Graduate Courses

Learn announcing from the X-Ball pros, Bif Larkin and his teaching assistant Tad Sufeld.