100 Level Courses

This is Art. Say hello to Art. Okay, you're dismissed.

Painting with the X-Ball - ART 153

The X-Ball, normally a tool for violence, can also be used to create things that do not involve violence, such as paintings. But then, you knew that from the title of the course.

He Shoots, He Scores! - ART 187

Learn how to compose soaring theme music for X-Ball games, as well as driving, in your face techno music, also for X-Ball games. All students must sign a waiver allowing Nakamaji Corp. to steal all your ideas.

200 Level Courses

Paint live, nude pictures of the X-Ball. Any students found taking nude photos of the X-Ball and putting them on "Live Nude X-Ball HOT HOT HOT," "X-Ball Fantasy Online," or "Asian Twin Teen Lesbian All Male Sluts.com" will be thrown out of the class.

Marketing Nude X-Ball Photos - ART 263

Learn how to take illicit nude photos of the X-Ball, and upload them onto "Live Nude X-Ball HOT HOT HOT," "X-Ball Fantasy Online," or "Asian Twin Teen Lesbian All Male Sluts.com."

300 Level Courses

The X-Ball Arena is surrounded by giant, narcissistic sculptures of X-Ball players in impossibly athletic poses. Learn from the masters how to make these sculptures, and lose your soul in the process.

Losing Your Artistic Integrity - ART 347

A companion course to ART 346. A rich businessman will offer you lots of money to make Precious Moments style figurines and paintings of X-Ball Players playing poker. Struggle with your decision, ultimately realizing that Love is the most important power of all. Any student who embraces Love will fail the course.

Graduate Courses

Graduate from college, only to realize the only art related job you can get is at the X-Ball Museum as a night guard. Justify it to your friends by saying, "Well, at least I'm around art. Right? Right?"