Welcome to X-Ball University!

Located on scenic Monster Island, XBU is the 
place to go if you're looking for x-plosive intramural 
X-Ball action coupled with a wide array of mind-
blowing, brain-busting educational alternatives! Sure,
lots of universities offer first-rate professors and top-notch 
opportunities for cranial enhancement, but XBU is the
only institution of higher learning crammed to the
gills with people just like you, people who worship the
most popular sport on earth - X-Ball!

This website is intended to give prospective
students an inside look at what is possibly the most
exciting school on earth. Soon you'll be able to apply
right online, so check back often!

XBU is bathed in glorious sunlight
270 days out of the year, thanks to the
Cloudeaters, an ancient race of flying
monsters that tend to our azure blue
skies! That means that it's always X-
Ball weather at XBU - and always a
good time to see how gorgeous our
X-Ball-lovin' campus really is!

While you're here, be sure to check
out some of our notable classes, too! 
English for Reptiles, X-Ball History, and
Myths & Legends: Tales Of X-Heroism
are always popular choices. Come
prepared for anything - the classes are
often as out of control as the games!