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03.28.02 - In a surprising turn of events, demons now live on the Moon.

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02.28.02 - The Bunny Pickin' Flowers invaded Hell Monday afternoon in a desperate, last ditch attempt to locate lost teammate Kimberly.

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02.21.02 - After being stymied by weeks of fruitless investigation into the disappearance of fellow Bunny Pickin' Flowers teammate Kimberly, the Flowers appeared ready to throw in the towel, return to their homes and do a whole lot of comfort eating. But on Tuesday, Irma made a surprising discovery.

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02.14.02 - The new X-Ball University application became the most downloaded document on the Internet this week, with over 3 million downloads in the first hour alone.

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02.06.02 - Radio communication was abruptly cut off from the basement levels of the Nakamaji Labs early Tuesday morning. It is presumed that this is beginning of the Reptiles long feared "rebellion."

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02.01.02 - The nominations for the Xies, the first ever X-Ball Awards, were announced Tuesday admist a flurry of controversy.

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01.24.02 - Ernie Villa, X-Ball Training Supervisor, died the other day and nobody really cared or noticed.

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1.16.02 - The Extreme Snowmen shocked viewers of "Monster Hits," the weekly music countdown show on XTV, by unveiling the first minute of their new song "Snowman Party (Is Ice)."

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01.11.02 - The International Press, currently unoccupied by anything else happening in the world, gathered for a week-long retreat on Monster Island to preview the new, "improved" game of X-Ball.

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11.14.01 - The newly cutified Reptiles 2 Da Maxx were introduced to horrified audiences at the 15th Annual Pre-Holiday Toy Fair.

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11.11.01 - Following the announcement that X-Ball would be re-tooled in the wake of current world events, Nakamaji introduced a newer, cuddlier X-Ball to the public.

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10.17.01 - The X-Ball Finals third game was interrupted by the appearance of an elite team of Marshmallows this Sunday, leading to the announcement that the Finals themselves may no longer happen.

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08.30.01 - The X-Ball Finals are about to begin in the first week of September, and with them comes a sense of intense anticipation and intenser confusion.

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08.01.01 - Nakamaji Corp. officially announced the hiring of Ernie Villa as Training Supervisor Thursday in order to properly prepare the "worthless bag of fat" X-Ball Players for the X-Ball Finals next month.

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7.25.01 - Monster Island Police officially declared Kimberly missing at a press conference Friday morning, although many fear she may have been kidnapped.

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06.27.01 - The X-Ball University inspired rivalry between R.O.T.C. recruits and Major League X-Ball players came to a head at last night's big keg party, when the Rotsies lost their heads.

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06.20.01 - The Major League teams have all been sentenced to Academic Probation, and headed back to school with hilarious results.

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06.13.01 - It is Sunday afternoon on Monster Island. Outside the X-Ball Arena, everything is quiet. Cars are parked neatly, people have taken their seats. But something is wrong. Where are the screams of terror? The cries for blood? The sound of limbs hitting the ground?

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05.30.01 - Monster Island was graced with the opening of a brand new massage parlor this week, leading to way too much excitement on the part of locals.

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05.23.01 - X-Ball University's 148th Commencement ceremony ended in tragedy this past Sunday, when an off-hand remark by X-Ball University President L. Brainius led to the eruption of a large-scale riot.

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05.02.01 - Instinct's house was nearly destroyed Saturday night when an invitation-only wine and cheese spun wildly out of control.

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04.26.01 - The Extreme Snowmen, feared missing since two of their members went fly fishing two weeks ago, emerged from Monster Island Woodland Preserve early Tuesday morning shaken, but mostly unharmed.

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04.19.01 - In an extensive sting operation this weekend, Nakamaji operatives identified and arrested over 150 scalpers in the X-Ball Arena parking lot, and confiscated the thousands of scalps they had been collecting from unsuspecting X-Ball Fans.

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04.11.01 - The Hemophiliacs, the Minor League team presumed to be dead after last week's game, have instead risen from the dead and started feasting on blood.

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03.22.01 - Fans were in an uproar this week over a major X-Ball marketing campaign recently launched, based on the slogan: "You've never heard of X-Ball? What are you, retarded?"

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03.14.01 - Azz Eater, goalie for Extreme Snowmen, was arrested late last night after trashing a hotel room, allegedly under the influence of Freon.

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03.01.01 - After weeks of growing excitement and agonizing setbacks, the first game of the X-Ball 2001 Season will be played this Sunday, March 4 in the world famous Monster Island Arena.

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1.27.01 - After a five continent tour, the X-Ball Team Captains Official tour plane landed in New York City's JFK International Airport to be greeted by thousands of hired fans.

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1.15.01 - Billy Xballfan, a marketing tool created by Nakamaji Corp. to sell X-Ball themed merchandise was revealed earlier on today to not be an original lovable, sassy cartoon character, but in fact ripped off from the persona of lovable, sassy Starr, from Monkeys Who Play Sports.

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1.9.01 - In front of a crowd of ecstatic onlookers, Nakamaji Corp. President and CEO, Hiro Nakamaji revealed that the marketing budget for the upcoming season of X-Ball would be the biggest ever.

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12.24.00 - Monster Island was treated to the annual spectacular that is the X-Ball Ball, a charity event to raise money for Hoops' X-Ball Kidz Kampz.

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12.17.00 - With the Holiday Gift Buying Season well under way, parents and children alike are being warned to return any of the X-Ball line of Action figures.

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12.9.00 - The area around the X-Ball Arena erupted into riots today, when protesters in favor of freeing Reptiles 2 Da Maxx from their imprisonment by the Nakamaji Corp. were told to "leave."

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12.3.00 - Hoops, one of the star players of the X-Ball Major League team, Monkeys Who Play Sports released his latest Hip-Hop album last week, selling a total of 2.13 million copies.

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11.26.00 - Once again, Monster Island's cries for thanks fell on deaf ears, as the marauding band of evil turkeys laid waste to the local towns and ate many a citizen.

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11.19.00 - With next weekend's Thanksgiving celebration rapidly approaching, Monster Island residents have begun to batten down the hatches in preparation for the coming onslaught.

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11.12.00 - L. Brainius, the Commissioner of X-Ball announced the kick-off of pre-season training today, officially beginning the excruciatingly exciting lead-up to the opening of the new X-Ball Season on January 22nd.

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