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| Snowmen Win Again!"I still dedicate this win to my homies," says Luke |
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Games Played: 7 Flowers: 2 for 8 Eliminated 2nd Quarter Monkeys: 2 for 8 Eliminated 4th Quarter Reptiles: 2 for 8 Eliminated 1st Quarter Snowmen: 2 for 8 *Winners* Minor League Eliminated 3rd Quarter Danger Zone Danger:  X-Ball Tonite Game MVP: Ernie Villa  Monkeys Approval Rating: 86% Ernie Villa's deal with sharks: Seriously, no idea Is this the calm before the storm?: Oh yeah.
Bif: Pretty quick game, huh Tad? | Tad: That's right, Bif. But still pretty fun to watch. Aw man, I almost bust a gasket when the Mets appeared. Bif: Me too, Tad. Me too. (pause) Not much else to say, is there Tad. Tad: Nope. (pause) Life Saver? Bif: What flavor? Tad: Wintergreen. Bif: Is that the kind that makes sparks when you bite it quickly in the dark? Tad: I don't know about biting in the dark, but it does when you bite it in half. Bif: (pause)Yes, I'd love one, thank you. Excerpted from Game Commentary broadcast by X-Ball Tonite September 5, 2001, all rights reserved.
09.26.01 - The Extreme Snowmen won their second game in a row, pulling out all the stops and smacking one Jim Dandy of a win!
| The game got to a rowsing start with the revelation that the Minor League team would be none other than the 1969 New York Mets! The Ancient Amazins' bravely rushed towards the Danger Zone, releasing the Danger Zone Danger: Ernie Villa in a shark suit! No, we have no idea what his deal with sharks is, either. Surprised by the shark suited trainer, Ernie had the advantage and started to eat them. The smell of blood drew the Bunny Pickin' Flowers, who also began feasting on their blue and orange clad flesh. Meanwhile, the Snowman had grabbed the X-Ball and eliminated the Reptiles 2 Da Maxx from the game. The Reptiles were otherwise occupied, trying to protect the baseball players with little success. The Snowmen dispatched the Flowers, then the Mets in short order. As the feasting continued, the Snowmen and Monkeys faced off. Puck looked at Pipsqueak over the X-Ball. Pipsqueak looked at Puck. And Puck's heart melted. "Go ahead," he said. "Go. Ahead." Pipsqueak reverently took the X-Ball and walked to the Monkeys goal. The Monkeys had bravely decided to forfeit, so that the Snowmen could be tied with everybody else going into the last two games. Those Monkeys are such sweethearts! The third game of the X-Ball finals will be played next week. The Mets should be ready to play in two weeks, after extensive reattachment of limbs. |